When I was little, I believed that when you watched tv shows that has kids participate in giving answers, if you yelled out the answer enough times loudly, your voice might come out on the show, and that maybe the speakers were like a microphone and the person can hear them all and the show will randomly pick out a ‘correct’ answer from a random kid. And the screen would become a magic screen and if you point where something was enough times, they would be able to see.
[Embarrassingly] Submitted by mavlols
When I was a little Kid I thought that at night a big black and blue blanket was thrown across the sky to keep the sun out.
The blanket here in Hawaii was older and had plenty holes, which is why you could see so many more stars here then in cities on the Mainland.
On September 11th, my dad picked me up early from school. When I asked why, he said that there were people that didn’t like us, and that it wasn’t safe at school. I then proceeded to believe that I would have to turn into a spy and save America.
When I was a little kid
I thought that if I put a bunch of letters together, I’d eventually make a word. I would ask my sister to say to pronounce what I wrote and she would say its not a word, then I would lower my head in shame.
Submitted by cookielovin
When I was little I thought that if I broke the TV screen with a hammer, all the characters would spill out and start dancing in my living room. I decided not to do it because the world wasn’t ready for Barney yet.
submitted by whatthefishbone
When I was little I believed that when you played a cd or a song on the radio was played they were performing it then and there. I didn’t know it was recorded!
When I was little I believed actors on tv had twins
When I was little and I saw actors in difference channels on different movies or shows I thought they had twins because I could switch channels and they’d be in a different show. Only explanation was, THEY HAD TWINS!!
When I was little
I honestly thought they were called “girl cheese” sandwiches.
I never understood why my mom was letting my brother eat them.
When I was little…
i refused to eat meat. My dad convinced me that sausages are magic. So when I ate them I got stronger and would become a witch and could perform magic :D i really did believe that until i was 8 :D and ate a lot of sausages…
Happy Days vs Grease
When I was little I used to think that Henry Winkler and John Travolta were the same person.
submitted by bearvsoctopus
When i was a youngster,
I thought the nursery rhyme “Ba Ba Black Sheep” ended “and one for the little boy who lives down the drain.” I found out that it was “lives down the lane” when I stood over the bathroom sink and asked my mom if there was really a little boy who lived down there.
When I was little I walked in on my parents having sex - but all I could think of was, “Walk out slowly, backwards, just like Homer did when he saw Apu having sex.”
Gushers
When I as little, I believed Gushers would really turn your head into fruits.
When i was a child..
I thought “Vollyball” was said “ballyball” …not totally unbelievable right? I mean.. the game IS played with a ball. It made sense at the time.
