When I was a little kid I believed....

I always wondered how the blinking turn signal arrow in the car...

hawaiiansdonotblog — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:43:24 +1100

I always wondered how the blinking turn signal arrow in the car always knew which way we were going before we turned.

When I was little, I believed that when you watched tv shows that has kids participate in giving...

mavlols — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:33:12 +1100

When I was little, I believed that when you watched tv shows that has kids participate in giving answers, if you yelled out the answer enough times loudly, your voice might come out on the show, and that maybe the speakers were like a microphone and the person can hear them all and the show will randomly pick out a ‘correct’ answer from a random kid. And the screen would become a magic screen and if you point where something was enough times, they would be able to see.

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When I was a little Kid I thought that at night a big black and blue blanket was thrown across the sky to keep the sun out.

hawaiiansdonotblog — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:32:22 +1100

The blanket here in Hawaii was older and had plenty holes, which is why you could see so many more stars here then in cities on the Mainland.

onebadapple: if wishes were horses donkeys…

hawaiiansdonotblog — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:54:56 +1100

onebadapple:

if wishes were ~~horses~~ donkeys…

On September 11th, my dad picked me up early from school. When I asked why, he said that there were...

hormonalsexual — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 07:04:25 +1100

On September 11th, my dad picked me up early from school. When I asked why, he said that there were people that didn’t like us, and that it wasn’t safe at school. I then proceeded to believe that I would have to turn into a spy and save America.

When I was a little kid

hormonalsexual — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 19:32:20 +1100

I thought that if I put a bunch of letters together, I’d eventually make a word. I would ask my sister to say to pronounce what I wrote and she would say its not a word, then I would lower my head in shame.

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When I was little I thought that if I broke the TV screen with a hammer, all the characters would...

whatthefishbone — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 14:08:00 +1100

When I was little I thought that if I broke the TV screen with a hammer, all the characters would spill out and start dancing in my living room. I decided not to do it because the world wasn’t ready for Barney yet.

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When I was little I believed that when you played a cd or a song on the radio was played they were...

fauxcul — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 15:34:41 +1100

When I was little I believed that when you played a cd or a song on the radio was played they were performing it then and there. I didn’t know it was recorded!

When I was little I believed actors on tv had twins

itsmybeezkneez-deactivated20111 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:42:37 +1100

When I was little and I saw actors in difference channels on different movies or shows I thought they had twins because I could switch channels and they’d be in a different show. Only explanation was, THEY HAD TWINS!!

When I was little

sleepless-dream-deactivated2012 — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 06:03:23 +1100

I honestly thought they were called “girl cheese” sandwiches.

I never understood why my mom was letting my brother eat them.

When I was little...

goodmorningwonderland — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:41:41 +1100

i refused to eat meat. My dad convinced me that sausages are magic. So when I ate them I got stronger and would become a witch and could perform magic :D i really did believe that until i was 8 :D and ate a lot of sausages…

Happy Days vs Grease

bearvsoctopus — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 05:24:51 +1100

When I was little I used to think that Henry Winkler and John Travolta were the same person.

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When i was a youngster,

insomnicatt — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 08:45:20 +1100

I thought the nursery rhyme “Ba Ba Black Sheep” ended “and one for the little boy who lives down the drain.” I found out that it was “lives down the lane” when I stood over the bathroom sink and asked my mom if there was really a little boy who lived down there.

When I was little I walked in on my parents having sex - but all I could think of was, "Walk out slowly, backwards, just like Homer did when he saw Apu having sex."

tweakyou — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 07:20:09 +1100

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Gushers

motherfrickerz — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 06:07:29 +1100

When I as little, I believed Gushers would really turn your head into fruits.

When i was a child..

insomnicatt — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 18:33:49 +1100

I thought “Vollyball” was said “ballyball” …not totally unbelievable right? I mean.. the game IS played with a ball. It made sense at the time.

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hawaiiansdonotblog — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:50:00 +1100

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I Recently came across my drawings from when I was a little kid and all I can think is:

hawaiiansdonotblog — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:10:00 +1100

It looks like the scribblings of an insane person.

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When I was a younger me. . .

kodiakbrodiak — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 12:58:47 +1100

I thought if you could get behind a couch no one could ever find you.

When I was little I believed the lyrics to She’s in Love with the Boy (Trisha Yearwood) were...

fuckyeahmalarky — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 00:38:59 +1100

When I was little I believed the lyrics to She’s in Love with the Boy (Trisha Yearwood) were “When it came to braids he got the short end of the stick”.

PS The lyrics are actually “When it came to brains he got the short end of the stick”. I got the gist of it at least… if you can’t braid you must be pretty dumb, right?

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